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    Employee of the month

    Meet Flo she started work Tuesday evening with us she tried my job first but my collegues complained about the scary cackling and ghostly noises on there headsets.



    So we thought she may be better as a cashier .



    I thought she was a bit cold but funnily enough none of the customers complained
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    ................If it has tyres or testicles - its trouble

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    Re: Employee of the month

    If that's Tesco at Gallows Corner, she's the fittest looking bird there by a long stretch.

    She'd better watch out - she'll be like a canary amongst the sparrows.

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    Re: Employee of the month

    Quote Originally Posted by Pitstop View Post
    If that's Tesco at Gallows Corner, she's the fittest looking bird there by a long stretch.

    She'd better watch out - she'll be like a canary amongst the sparrows.

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    ................If it has tyres or testicles - its trouble

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    Re: Employee of the month

    Tesco's have never got enough staff and now there operating a skelington crew
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    Re: Employee of the month

    Quote Originally Posted by Clint View Post
    Tesco's have never got enough staff and now there operating a skelington crew
    There down to the bare Bones...everyone else called in sick cos there Coffin really bad and the packers havnt got the right Skull sets to go on the Tills
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    Re: Employee of the month

    You're dead funny there fellers, but you've made one grave error. That skeleton is out of it's box. You obviously haven't read the script

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    Re: Employee of the month

    This thread's not very humerus



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    Re: Employee of the month

    ooh this has tickled me ribs

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