You can now get insurance for sex in the UK!
So make sure you get the correct insurance for the sex you are having.
Please find a list of companies below catering for most tastes:-
Sex with your wife - Legal & General
Sex on the telephone - Direct Line
Sex with your partner - Standard Life
Sex with someone different - Go Compare
Sex with a lady of generous proportions - More Than
Sex on the back seat of a car - Sheila's Wheels
Sex with a prostitute - Commercial Union
Sex with your maid - Employer's Liability
Sex with an OAP - Saga
Sex resulting in pregnancy - General Accident
Sex with a transvestite - Confused.com