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    Sex insurance

    You can now get insurance for sex in the UK!

    So make sure you get the correct insurance for the sex you are having.

    Please find a list of companies below catering for most tastes:-


    Sex with your wife - Legal & General

    Sex on the telephone - Direct Line

    Sex with your partner - Standard Life

    Sex with someone different - Go Compare

    Sex with a lady of generous proportions - More Than

    Sex on the back seat of a car - Sheila's Wheels

    Sex with a prostitute - Commercial Union

    Sex with your maid - Employer's Liability

    Sex with an OAP - Saga

    Sex resulting in pregnancy - General Accident


    and finally


    Sex with a transvestite - Confused.com
    You can never have enough Ford toys

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    Re: Sex insurance

    Nice one!

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    Re: Sex insurance

    Well done

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    Re: Sex insurance

    brilliant

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    PMSL!....Kwality!

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    Re: Sex insurance

    hahahahah

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    Re: Sex insurance

    haha it was good joke, hey look at my Ford Escort

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