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    Oh dear!

    THE CONFESSION

    Hi, Bob, this is Alan from next door. I have a confession to make.
    I've been riddled with guilt these past few months and have been trying to pluck up the courage to tell you to your face, but I am at least now telling you in text as I can't live with myself a moment longer without you knowing.
    The truth is - I've been sharing your Wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, probably more than you. I haven't been getting it at home recently, but that's no excuse, I know. The temptation was just too much. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apologies and forgive me. It won't happen again.
    Please suggest a fee for usage and I'll pay you.
    Regards, Alan

    NEXT.....

    Bob, feeling insulted and betrayed, grabbed his gun, and shot his neighbour dead. He returned home where he poured himself a stiff drink and sat down on the sofa. He took out his phone where he saw he had a subsequent message from his neighbour:


    Hi, Bob, this is Alan again from next door. Sorry about that typo on my last text. But I expect you figured it out anyway and that you noticed that the darned AutoCorrect changed "WiFi" to "Wife".
    Technology, hey??
    Regards, Alan

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    Re: Oh dear!

    pmsl

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    Re: Oh dear!

    superb

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    Bodger

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    Re: Oh dear!

    FAF (funny as f#ck)
    At the garage; as usual !

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