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    Cluckin' Fackers!

    The Americans demanded Britain give them their jump jet technology for the harrier

    after they got this,Scientists at Rolls Royce built a gun specifically to launch dead

    chickens at the windshields of airliners and military jets all

    travelling at maximum velocity. The idea is to simulate the frequent

    incidents of collisions with airborne fowl to test the strength of the

    windshields.



    American engineers heard about the gun and were eager to test it on the

    windshields of their new high speed trains. Arrangements were made, and

    a gun was sent to the American engineers.



    When the gun was fired, the engineers stood shocked as the chicken

    hurled out of the barrel, crashed into the shatterproof shield, smashed

    it to smithereens, blasted through the control console, snapped the

    engineer's back-rest in two and embedded itself in the back wall of the

    cabin like an arrow shot from a bow.



    The horrified Yanks sent Rolls Royce the disastrous results of the

    experiment, along with the designs of the windshield and begged the

    British scientists for suggestions.



    You're going to love this.......











    Rolls Royce responded with the following one-line memo:













    Defrost the chicken !

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    Re: Cluckin' Fackers!

    Lol

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    Re: Cluckin' Fackers!

    Hahaha nice one.

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