The Americans demanded Britain give them their jump jet technology for the harrier

after they got this,Scientists at Rolls Royce built a gun specifically to launch dead

chickens at the windshields of airliners and military jets all

travelling at maximum velocity. The idea is to simulate the frequent

incidents of collisions with airborne fowl to test the strength of the


American engineers heard about the gun and were eager to test it on the

windshields of their new high speed trains. Arrangements were made, and

a gun was sent to the American engineers.

When the gun was fired, the engineers stood shocked as the chicken

hurled out of the barrel, crashed into the shatterproof shield, smashed

it to smithereens, blasted through the control console, snapped the

engineer's back-rest in two and embedded itself in the back wall of the

cabin like an arrow shot from a bow.

The horrified Yanks sent Rolls Royce the disastrous results of the

experiment, along with the designs of the windshield and begged the

British scientists for suggestions.

You're going to love this.......

Rolls Royce responded with the following one-line memo:

Defrost the chicken !