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    Q. What happened when one cannibal arrived late to the dinner party?
    A. The others gave him the cold shoulder.

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    The boating store was having a big sale on canoes. It was quite the oar deal.





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    Q: How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
    A: Terrier-fied!





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    Q: What do you call a large dog that meditates?
    A: Aware wolf.





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    Q: Why do cows go to New York?
    A: To see the moosicals!

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    Q: Where did the sheep go on vacation?
    A: The baaaahamas





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    Q. Why shouldn't you marry a tennis player?
    A. Because Love means nothing to them.





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    Q: When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?
    A: When you slice it.


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    Re: Jokes10

    you know you could of put them all in one thread and had the same effect?

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    Q: Is Google male or female?
    A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

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    Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
    Student: "Meat!"
    Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
    Student: "Bacon!"
    Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
    Student: "Homework!"

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    what do you call a man with no arms or legs that lives in the sea?

    Bob

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    I found a hole in my trainer today. Unfortunately she wasn't pleased and I'm now banned from the gym.

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    Re: Jokes

    Last edited by rallyrob; 24-12-2020 at 14:06.

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    Did you hear about the truck carrying tortoises that crashed into a truck carrying terrapins? It was a turtle disaster (have to thank the late great Tommy Cooper for that one)

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