What is the difference between Snow men and Snow women. Snow Balls
What happens to elves when they behave naughty? Santa gives them the sack.
What kind of music do elves listen to? Wrap
Who hides in the bakery at Christmas? A Mince Spy!
Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas? Santa Jaws!
What did one snowman say to the other snowman? Can you smell carrot?
Whats the best Christmas Present? A broken drum - you can't beat it.
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing? They always drop their needles!
What never eats at Christmas dinner? The turkey Ė itís stuffed.
What do you call an old snowman? Water.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Hannah.
Hannah who?
Hannah partridge in a pear tree!