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    little jonny

    A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little Johnny.


    He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot."


    The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."


    Then little Johhny says, "I have a question for YOU. There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"


    The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."


    To which Little Johnny replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on', but I like your thinking."

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    Re: little jonny

    ha ha ....

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    Re: little jonny

    :d

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    Re: little jonny

    pmsl

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    Re: little jonny

    Pmsl..

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    Re: little jonny

    Haha

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    Re: little jonny

    Ha, ha, I'm Jonny

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    Re: little jonny

    lol

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