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    Serious Warning to All Male members of Turbosport

    Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and
    local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink
    from any woman.

    Many females use a dating drug on the market called "Beer"
    to target unsuspecting men. The drug is generally found in
    liquid form and is now available almost anywhere. It comes in
    bottles, cans, from taps, and in large "kegs". Beer is used
    by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade
    their male victims to go home and have sex with them.
    Typically, a woman needs only to persuade a guy to consume a
    few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings
    attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach.

    After several Beers, men will often succumb to desires to
    perform sexual acts on horrific looking women to whom they
    would never normally be attracted. After drinking Beer, men
    often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what
    happened, feeling that "something bad" occurred. At other
    times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's
    savings, in a familiar scam known as "A Relationship". It
    has been reported that in extreme cases, the female may even
    be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a
    longer-term form of servitude and punishment referred to as
    "Marriage". Apparently, men are much more susceptible to
    this scam after Beer is administered and sex is offered by
    the predatory females.

    Please forward this warning to every male you know. If you
    fall victim to this insidious Beer and the predatory women
    administering it, there are male support groups with venues
    in every town where you can discuss the details of your
    shocking encounter in an open and frank manner with similarly
    affected, like-minded guys. For the support group nearest
    you, just look up "Motor Clubs " in the yellow pages.






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    Yes I know it should be in jokes but it gets more impact here

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    Re: Serious Warning to All Male members of Turbosport

    that is so true

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    Re: Serious Warning to All Male members of Turbosport

    true true they will try anything

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    Re: Serious Warning to All Male members of Turbosport

    you men wish that we women were that desprate

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    Re: Serious Warning to All Male members of Turbosport

    you men wish that we women were that desprate

    Reminds me of the....

    Woman; " I wouldnt go with you if you were the last man on earth"

    Man; " If I was the last man on earth, you wouldn't even get a look in sweetheart"


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    Re: Serious Warning to All Male members of Turbosport


    Will they stop at nothing!

    The 2 Ronnies were soooo far ahead of their time, maybe we need a splinter group, set up our own language that they don't understand, mmmm......

    The language could be called, DIY!

    Our head office will be any B and Q in any town!

    Roll on the revolution Brothers, stand up and fight, (I can't make it tonight though as I am doing some Christmas shopping with the wife!)

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    Re: Serious Warning to All Male members of Turbosport

    Roll on the revolution Brothers, stand up and fight, (I can't make it tonight though as I am doing some Christmas shopping with the wife!)

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