another national crisis

**Jon** · 19-02-2008, 12:54

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/e...n-20070912397/

**NorthernBloke** · 19-02-2008, 14:19

I'm one of the 50 then as I park mine on the white line on purpose (to stop t***s opening doors on to it) in the quietest part of the car park I can find and I still come back and find some git in a clapped out piece of shit has parked right next to it

**Tone** · 19-02-2008, 14:23

same here there's always somebody that parks nears you too close

**Pitstop** · 19-02-2008, 15:31

I try not to park;

(a) Next to cars that are worth a lot less than mine
(b) Next to 2 door cars (longer doors).
(c) Next to cars with a baby seat in the back (they don't care about your car while they're trying to strap the screaming kid into it).
(d) Next to cars with a trilby hat on the parcel shef (pensioner).
(e) Next to big 4X4's

Funnily enough, my wife says I'm a fussy parker!

**richardmk1** · 19-02-2008, 17:40

all the above and (f)if thay got an orange badge in window

**Si_Steve** · 19-02-2008, 19:13

Ha you get so many of them up here, tescos is the worst, there was some chavved up corsa parked across two spaces and i pissed myslef laughing when some old dear tried to park next to it and took the side of her metro up it

**2quick4u** · 22-02-2008, 02:20

I often park over 2 spaces like that as South Australia has to be one of the worst places I have found for idiots pranging your car in car parks. Feckin tossers

Our Mitsibushi pickup collected over 20 parking dings in just over 12 months, I took the door cards off and got a ding/dent man round, he was there most of the day.

Even if I park at the most remote empty corner of the car park with 10 or more empty spaces to either side of my car, and 5 empty rows between it and the busy side of the car park, some idiot always parks next to me

**Dave** · 22-02-2008, 02:33

I don't care

But I never hit any cars next to mine.

**popuptoaster** · 22-02-2008, 14:37

If i got something i care about i park with the white line under the middle of the car and take up two spaces, generally though im known for my ability to just park anywhere i fookin well like as long as im not impeding traffic flow or blocking anyone in, which usually embaresses me passengers.

**FF_Mark** · 22-02-2008, 15:53

The car park at work is always mad, and the spaces are tiny.

So when I got my new car, I made the effort to get in early and get an end space, so I could park over a bit and not have anyone next to me.

How wrong was I

It was closer than it looks in this picture and was not easy to get in.

WANKER