Caption Competition

[Hugh]

Apologies if this too explicit for this section..

Who can come up with a decent caption for this?

[^Mick^]

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NEWS FLASH: Dale Winton splits trousers while sitting on some poor womans face

[Sharon]

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I know my dentures are here somewhere

[Hugh]

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If only my cheeks looked that good!

How about:
"Nope - I still cant see a G spot, are you sure its up here?"

or

"Tell me another lie Mrs Pinnochio"

.....I'll get my coat

[^Mick^]

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Carpenters demonstrate Tongue n groove

[sean]

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cheek to cheek

[FF_Mark]

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I feel shit faced

[Kieron]

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"I'm not so sure this nose ring will take off as this years must have fashion accessory?"

or:

"do I get my promotion now?" (come on we must all work with one of them!)

Kieron

[Gmac]

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Steve Davis' chin has a severe allergic reaction to a wasp sting !

Go on a diet Mavis,I can't hear the stereo.

Does my bum look big in this ?

There was always a shortage of bar stools in the Nag's Head

McKenna goes too far this time whilst wearing his missus' undies and farting on her head

[Hugh]

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ROFLMFAO !!!

[Threedoorboy]

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"No that tampon has deffently dissappeared!!"

[Sharon]

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LOL @ your last comment Guy

[Hugh]

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Traci Lords fails her 1st Aid exam when miss-hears and tries to perform Muff-to-Mouth Resuscitation

[Andycos]

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' Does this make me an Astronomer cos i can see Uranus from here '.

[mk2]

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" if thats what half leather recaros are,ill definatly have sum"...
Nice one...