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  • 2quick4u
    Racer
    Decade Plus User
    • Sep 2001
    • 3717
    #1

    Discreet adult products

    Saw this van in traffic the other day and it tickled my wierd sense of humour.
    They always seem to go on about how any products are sent in discreet plain packaging.........

    Not a lot of good having a plain brown package when the van looks like this I think the neighbours will suss you out



    Couple of quotes from their website
    "100% safe & discreet ordering online"
    "YOUR DISCRETION REMAINS OUR NUMBER ONE PRIORITY. "
    Regards
    Mark


    he Just smiled and gave me a Vegemite Sandwich


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    • Gmac
      **************
      Decade Plus User
      • Sep 2001
      • 10801
      #2
      Re: Discreet adult products



      I was wondering about the stuff you can buy on eBay like adult DVDs etc.They also say they are discreet,but surely people can see what you've been buying,by looking at your feedback page.

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        • popuptoaster
          Pole Position
          Decade Plus User
          • Jan 2003
          • 5893
          #3
          Re: Discreet adult products

          hehehehehee, who cares? lol, i like suprising the neighbours!
          sigpic

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            • 2quick4u
              Racer
              Decade Plus User
              • Sep 2001
              • 3717
              #4
              Re: Discreet adult products

              hehehehehee, who cares? lol, i like suprising the neighbours!
              LOL

              Most of my neighbours are old and very stuck up, I once got sent a sex toy catalogue in a large brown plain envelope, that I happened to open without realising while standing with Paula, chatting to the old lady next door but she is OK, she is the only one of the oldies down this street that we get on well with, she found it highly amusing
              Regards
              Mark


              he Just smiled and gave me a Vegemite Sandwich


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                • GP4
                  Pit Crew
                  Decade Plus User
                  • Sep 2003
                  • 1607
                  #5
                  Re: Discreet adult products

                  hehehehehee, who cares? lol, i like suprising the neighbours!
                  I'd never of guessed Mart.....you come-off as being the quiet, shy, retiring sort of...






                  ...SIGNAL AMBER HEARSE PILOT......

                  Si...

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                    • popuptoaster
                      Pole Position
                      Decade Plus User
                      • Jan 2003
                      • 5893
                      #6
                      Re: Discreet adult products

                      our next door neighbour is an Ann Summers rep, they dont have discreet vans either.
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                        • JOSWORTH_3DR
                          Tyre Kicker
                          • Dec 2004
                          • 0
                          #7
                          Re: Discreet adult products

                          he he!


                          JO.

                          YOU CANT BEAT AN OLD SKOOL FORD!

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                            • fastub40
                              Tyre Kicker
                              • Jan 2005
                              • 0
                              #8
                              Re: Discreet adult products

                              brown envelopes = discrete - I dont think so

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                                • Esme
                                  Nickiy
                                  Decade Plus User
                                  • Jun 2004
                                  • 6471
                                  #9
                                  Re: Discreet adult products

                                  I get lots of things arriving in brown envelopes.....................they are always bills though
                                  ........sigpic
                                  ................If it has tyres or testicles - its trouble

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                                    • EscortDiva
                                      Racer
                                      • Nov 2004
                                      • 3342
                                      #10
                                      Re: Discreet adult products

                                      the really tricky bit is when they say "discreet packaging" so you arrange to have the parcel delivered to your workplace cos its too big for letterbox and when it arrives well

                                      .................it aint very discreet when the boss signs for it

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                                        • fastub40
                                          Tyre Kicker
                                          • Jan 2005
                                          • 0
                                          #11
                                          Re: Discreet adult products

                                          LOL -= and does he undo it and play the video

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                                            • NorthernBloke
                                              Racer
                                              Decade Plus User
                                              • Jul 2002
                                              • 2885
                                              #12
                                              Re: Discreet adult products

                                              .................it aint very discreet when the boss signs for it
                                              Andy


                                              If it doesn't break it's not modified enough
                                              www.clevelandrsoc.co.uk

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                                                • EscortDiva
                                                  Racer
                                                  • Nov 2004
                                                  • 3342
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Discreet adult products

                                                  LOL -= and does he undo it and play the video
                                                  Videos, what videos? but i think he was surprised to see where the batteries go!




                                                  Jo

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