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Sorry, I should've said - This is Clint & Sharons cat earlier today.
Shortly after the photo was taken it went off to terrorise a passing labrador before deciding to have a kip right in front of my friends RHS tyre
He/She talks to me, we always have a little mewoing session at each other I think I crossed the line though last week, it tried to bite my bloody hand off! It has the incisors of a Sabre Toothed Tiger .
In the words of Monty P & the holy grail, "Run awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay"
'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thou foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.'
If that isn't one of the all time classic lines (which I think it is!) then this one from MP & the life of brian must be the competitor: "He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy!" LOL!!
LOL @ Sapphy I didnt realise he was that fat Clint has this habit of leaving doors open on cars and then getting in and driving off....and about half a mile down the road he looks in the rear view mirror to find a fat cat laying on the parcel shelf So if your lucky sapphy you might get an extra when you caome down again
"If I've told you once I've told you a thousand times - turn the electric blanket on 10minutes before I go to bed. Now I'm going to have to take a dump in you slippers"
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