PLEASE WAIT UNTIL YOU HAVE FINISHED EATING!!

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  • wes
    TS Supporter
    Decade Plus User
    • Jan 2002
    • 1218

    PLEASE WAIT UNTIL YOU HAVE FINISHED EATING!!

    This chap gets an ingrown hair.

    It gets infected, now he has a boil.

    Ought to go to the doc and get it lanced, but he doesn't.
    Weeks pass.

    The boil grows, eroding downward toward his skull.

    Ought to go to the hospital in a jiffy, but he doesn't.
    Weeks pass.

    The infection reaches his skull. Bone, once infected, presents
    little barrier to spread of infection to contiguous bone, and so it
    spreads within his skull.

    Ought to spend a good long time in the hospital, but he
    doesn't.

    The bone dies, and begins to erode. Weeks pass. At some point,
    the smell attracts flies, which begin to lay eggs in his festering
    wound, and maggots take hold.

    Weeks pass.

    The infection breaches the inner layer of his skull, and reaches the
    meninges. Weeks pass. Though their tensile strength is impressive, the meninges are quite thin, and the infection breaches them.

    Now, infection and maggots set to work on his brain. Your brain
    just isn't supposed to be on your outside, and presents almost no barrier to anything when exposed.

    Infection and maggots get to work on his brain. This makes him
    feel a little wobbly on his feet, and so, what do you know, he decides to see the doctor.

    He walks into the Stanford Emergency Hospital, where these
    photos were taken, just as you see him here:






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  • Willid1
    Racer
    Decade Plus User
    • Dec 2001
    • 2139

    #2
    Re: PLEASE WAIT UNTIL YOU HAVE FINISHED EATING!!

    And then what happened ??????????

    David

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    • Sharon
      Drive by Flasher
      Decade Plus User
      • Jul 2001
      • 7641

      #3
      Re: PLEASE WAIT UNTIL YOU HAVE FINISHED EATING!!

      Thats horrible

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      • Dermot
        Racer
        Decade Plus User
        • Feb 2002
        • 2137

        #4
        Re: PLEASE WAIT UNTIL YOU HAVE FINISHED EATING!!

        Jesus H Christ!!!!

        He died presumably?

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        • PercyBigun
          I love to crap
          • Jul 2002
          • 0

          #5
          Re: PLEASE WAIT UNTIL YOU HAVE FINISHED EATING!!

          ok here goes: i wouldnt mind being a fly on the wall in that ward, theres no flies on him, erm now i'm stuck.


          My Sites

          and

          my babies got a bottle, but it whines all the time!

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          • Ferg
            Mechanic
            • Feb 2002
            • 937

            #6
            Re: PLEASE WAIT UNTIL YOU HAVE FINISHED EATING!!

            fishermans friend! ...or should it be Mr. Baits


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            • Wolfie
              Tyre Kicker
              • Feb 2002
              • 0

              #7
              Re: PLEASE WAIT UNTIL YOU HAVE FINISHED EATING!!

              see nothing wrong with a little ground bait
              COVER ME IN HONEY AND THROW ME TO THE LESBIANS

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              • andy
                Pole Position
                Decade Plus User
                • Jul 2002
                • 4929

                #8
                Re: PLEASE WAIT UNTIL YOU HAVE FINISHED EATING!!

                "itchy...... flaky scalp"

                use T gel



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